Tuesday, July 25, 2006

The Friend Zone

Anyone who knows me will tell you I'm a nice guy to everyone I meet.  Guys, girls, aliens, republicans, anyone.  I have many friends,  a lot of them hot chicks.  Let me say right now that I would have sex with 98% of them, readily.  This article on the Friend Zone is my life in a nutshell.  The friend zone doesn't bother me much.  Maybe I have just gotten used to it (which is awful, you don't have to tell me).  A lot of girls might read this and say "I have a lot of guy friends, a girl needs them.  More guys should be like that."  This is total bull.  Girls need friends like that. Guys don't.  I have guy friends to talk about my problems with.  When a dude ends up with 5 girls that are friends and no girlfriends he is bound to snap and you don't want to be around when it happens.  Seriously this is a huge lesson I wish someone would have told me a LONG time ago.  Pass it along to an unsuspecting guy hoping that one day, one beautiful day he just might be able to tap that ass.  Tell him it's only going to happen in his dreams.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Ahh Yes, There Is Finally A Word For It...

Apparently I am a neopliliac, I like that it has the word Neo in it.  Makes me feel closer to the matrix...

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Traceurs Unite!

Sweet Village Voice article on how Parkour is hitting the streets of NYC and America in general.  Those of you who are loyal readers will remember that I too am part of a Parkour group named the Rainbow Traceurs.  I haven't been practicing the art as much as I should, my last experience being when I tried some Parkour moves in my house and ended up breaking my staircase banister.  At least I was yelling out Parkour! while doing it which is good for something. 

BTW, Does anyone know how to blur out someone's face in a digital video (format is .mov).  Not that I want to or need to blur out someone's face, but just in case I ever do I would like to know how to do it.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

What we already knew...

Taking mushrooms will mess you up and may be one of the most significant experiences of your life?!  And here I thought they were just fun on a sunny day...

WSJ.com - Go Ask Alice: Mushroom Drug Is Studied Anew

Week long hiatus in Massachusetts and NYC was awesome.  I realize that I really do like a slightly slower life.  Then again maybe is was the never at home feeling I had as I stayed at a different place almost every night I was there.  For the first time I wanted to go back to Rochester sooner than I had planned.  After I had a horrendous back pull/spasm (not sure what it was) I was pretty down for not doing anything at all. I recovered thanks to the awesome powers of Excedrin (that isht is awesome) and felt pretty good for the next few days. I spent sometime with my parents. Oddly, I felt like it wasn't enough after I left.  It was really strange, most of the time I stay there I feel like I want out, when I only spent a little time there I felt like I got jipped.  Weird.  Also once the high speed internet was working I was pretty fine with not going anywhere. I did and had some pretty cool times with old old friends and some new friends.  I was back in Rocha Friday where my weekend was filled with exhaustion, fustration, and a little depression to complete the trifecta.  All in all it wasn't bad.  I returned to work in a generally relaxed state (which is the point of any vacation) which will probably wear off by weeks end.  More stories to come, and maybe some pictures after I develope this film (you read right, develope film).