REPENT!!!

While I was at a Highland Games Festival (Mad Anthony Rugby Tournament) a few weeks ago my friend received this as some random hand-out. It was a million dollar bill on the front and there was text on the back. We read it and found it quite humorous, take a look. I wrote the text down just in case you can't zoom in close enough to read the back of the bill. I don't want to screw anyone out of God's love lest I be sent to Hell. Although according to this thing and the lust I have felt in my heart when looking at women, I am doomed anyway.










Text on Back of Bill, my comments in bold:

The million dollar question (get it?): Will you go to Heaven? Here's a quick test. Have you ever told a lie, stolen anything, or used God's name in vain? (See you guys there!) Jesus Said, "Whoever looks at a woman to lust for her has already committed adultery with her in his heart" (What?! OK so its not allowed to be attracted to women? Procreation as a joyless exercise, this must be the work of the protestants). Have you looked with lust? Will you be guilty on Judgement Day? If you have done those things, God sees you as a lying, thieving, blasphemous, adulterer at heart (Man, God really doesn't have any leeway at all). The Bible warns that if you are guilty you will end up in Hell. That's not God's will (It surely isn't mine). He sent His Son to suffer and die on the cross for you. Jesus took your punishment upon Himself: "God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life". Then He rose from the dead and defeated death. Please, repent (turn from sin) today and trust in Jesus, and God will grant you everlasting life. Then read your Bible daily and obey it. www.livingwaters.com

When your done with that, read this little fictitious transcript from World O' Crap. Jesus as the whipping boy liberal, funny stuff.