Thursday, December 18, 2008

LOL, Sometimes Comments Make the Story



Just spotted this on DIGG, Michael Phelps wants to star in a video game, but it won't be all about swimming.  It's slated to be more of an "action game".  Here are some choice quotes from the DIGG site comments section:

>Maybe he'll just (be) a bonus character in Shaq-Fu 2.

>"Freaky Torso Kung-Fu Killer"


>An evil triad leader steals
Michael Phelp's gold medals, so he must team up with a rogue Hong Kong
cop to get them back: By any means necessary. Also he fights the Terra
Cotta Army.

>I already play a game of his
"Michael Phelps : 10000 calories"

But even when I win, i lose :(


and last but not least

>"this is a pure action game."

HURRY! get to your Wheaties box photo shoot before that elfish gymnast does!!
QUICK!
distract the smoking hot girls at the swimming pool parking lot from
your freakishly ginormous physique with your impeccable wit and humor!!!
FAST!
squeeze into your homoerotic, genital exposing swim pants and dodge
homophobic remarks from the kids in high school who played basketball!!


Actually the comparisons to Shaq-Fu are many which doesn't spell anything but doom for Phelps. For the rest of the comments, peep the Digg page...






1 comment:

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Good choice from the comments section. The action game requires further explanation or you should have provided some link to view it so that it can be interrelated with this post.